If life were simple and easy it would be boring.
I know there is nothing I can say to make your issues go away, but know I am here for you night and day. Please don't hesitate to call me anytime of day.
If things in your life are Not Going Right, Take a Left!!!
knows that a smile is a language that even babies understand ... it costs nothing, yet gives much; takes only a moment, but the memory of it may last forever.
Obstacles were put here to help us learn the way to get through them. It's not knowing the road, but going down it that takes you to your destination.
I believe everything happens for a reason,people change so you can learn to let go and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Now I lay me down to sleep. Y'all shut up now, not a peep. My eyes are red, my butt's a draggin, Insomnia, please!! Quit your naggin'! Nite-Nite!!
it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed and horny, can we kick it?
ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, but dish soap is made with real lemons? lol
says for those of you with small chests, but big bottoms, "So long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing."
I hated hearing "because I said so" growing up. but man I love saying it to my kids!
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